Sardar goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in Australia ). He finds cat  food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of  cat food and goes to check out. 
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this  guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat  food to his kids. 
He asks Sardar to show him his cat before he  could let him have cat food. Sardar goes home  and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat  food.  Next week Sardar finds dog food at special  prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and  goes to check out. 
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks  that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog  and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.  He asks Sardar to bring and show him the dog  before he can let him have dog food.  Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food. Next week Sardar comes to Woolworths with a bag.  He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.  The Manager puts his hand in the bag and  immediately takes it out.. He shouts at Sardar,  What the F***?!  This is shit you Bas****?!?
And Sardar calmly replies: Yes, and I  want to buy toilet paper..