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Each Friday night after work , Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But , all of his neighbors were strict Catholics … and since …
Sardar goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in Australia ). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager …
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.. They go with a White House official to examine …
Hey, bit long to read - but may be interesting to some of you - cheers
AN INTERESTING SUMMARY FOR WHATEVER ITS WORTH.
—In this last Swaminomics of the millennium, I would like to sum up our …
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna naked.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm
and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.”
That’s my pager,” he said, …
A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a
month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the
lawyer filed a law …
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the airplane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to …
After having failed his exam in
”Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and
confronts his professor about it.
Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
Professor: “Surely I must.
Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
Student: “Great, well then I …
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one …
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ‘ You may use the ladies room …
