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Each Friday night after work , Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But , all of his neighbors were strict Catholics … and since it was Lent , they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Santa , and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study , Santa attended Mass … and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him , he said , “You were born a Sikh , and raised a Sikh , but now , you are a Catholic.”
Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved , until Friday night arrived.
The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and , as he rushed into Santa’s backyard , clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him , he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Santa , holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: “Oye , you waz born a chicken , and you waz born a lamb , you waz raised a chicken , and you waz raised a lamb but now yara(dear) , you are a potato and tomato!”
Sardar goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (A grocery store in Australia ). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager …
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Bangladesh, another from India and the third, from China.. They go with a White House official to examine …
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AN INTERESTING SUMMARY FOR WHATEVER ITS WORTH.
—In this last Swaminomics of the millennium, I would like to sum up our …
Un expected death of Michael Jackson shocked the world. The star was hoping for a come back soon in London. The cause of death is still unclear. Before reaching the hospital, he was not breathing. …
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna naked.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm
and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.”
That’s my pager,” he said, …
A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a
month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the
lawyer filed a law …
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the airplane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to …
After having failed his exam in
”Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and
confronts his professor about it.
Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
Professor: “Surely I must.
Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
Student: “Great, well then I …
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one …
An under performing India looses with the West Indies in Lords. They were finding it very hard to deal with the pressure of the game. Except Yuvi, no one showed any class! The batsmen were …
It was opening night at the Orpheum theatre and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.
As the Amazing Eileen took to the …
Un expected death of Michael Jackson shocked the world. The star was hoping for a come back soon in London. The cause of death is still unclear. Before reaching the hospital, he was not breathing. …
Each Friday night after work , Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But , all of his neighbors were strict Catholics … and since …
Put your car keys beside your bed at night
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside …
